just-shower-thoughts:

Give her an inch, she’ll take a foot. Give her a foot, she’ll take a yard. Give her a yard and she’ll make milkshakes for all the boys.


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memeufacturing:

hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven haha ? hey babe did you see a god in heaven haha ?? hey babe is There even a god at all??Does life have a point????Babe?????? Or are we all just pointless machines in an uncaring universe ????????????? Babe ??????????????



(Source: alluringabyss)

just-shower-thoughts:

The older generation say our generation is the most disrespectful. But five years working in the restaurant industry and it’s exclusively the older generation who are constantly rude and offensive while the younger generation are more understanding and thoughtful.

out-there-on-the-maroon:

waynereewrites:

imdreamingofawhitegenocide:

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.

(Source: candlerave)

weather:

When your favorite tv show ends and you don’t know what to do

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sevengod:

chulachicana:

bittersuggestion:

Spend more time outside at night when everything is quiet

i live in the hood bitch

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yujuchingu:

I’m writing a depression themed cookbook and the first recipe is plain store bought tortilla chips with no salsa or anything and you eat the whole bag

(Source: honeyproducer)


tedywestside:

Omg is this relevant now?